The Don Queen
Memorial Trophy

Beauty Shot
Helmet Shot
Albuquerque Crush Frisco Abusement Park Red River Rowdies
Anahiem Assassins Houston Heat Wave San Francisco Funky Monkeys
Boston Chowder Heads Kingston Ex-Patriots St. Paul Suckers
Brooklyn Bruisers Manhattan Maniacs Tampa Bay Toasters
Chicago Decapitating Criminals Memphis Mean Machine Texas Trailer Trash
Desoto Six-N-Yo-Ass Minneapolis Mofo's All-Time Records
Detroit Destroyers Oakland Warroom Vandals Ranked Championship Teams

Albuquerque
Crush
Colby Iverson
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
2006 1-13
2007 3-9-2
All-Time Record 4-22-2
Winning Percentage .179
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Anahiem
Assassins
Scott Schaezler
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
1999 5-9
All-Time Record 5-9
Winning Percentage .357
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Boston
Chowder Heads
Don Queen
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
2002 6-8 Highest Points
2003 5-9
All-Time Record 11-17
Winning Percentage .392
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Brooklyn
Bruisers
Brandon Walton
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
1996 12-2 1-1 2nd Place
1997 8-6
1998 6-8
1999 6-7-1 0-2 Highest Points
2000 6-8
2001 3-11
2002 5-9
2003 5-9
2004 8-6
2005 6-8
2006 7-7
2007 8-5-1 0-2
2008 6-8
2009 4-10
All-Time Record 90-104-2 1-5
Winning Percentage .464 .167
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Chicago
Decapitating Criminals
Scott Armentor
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
1996 7-7
1997 8-6 2-0 1997 Champions
1998 10-4 1-1 3rd Place
1999 6-8 Highest Points
2000 7-7 0-2
All-Time Record 38-32 3-3
Winning Percentage .543 .500
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Desoto
Six-N-Yo-Ass
Byron Shavers
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
2004 8-6 1-1 3rd Place
2005 6-8
2006 2-11-1
2007 8-5-1 Highest Points
2008 9-5 1-1 2nd Place
2009 11-3 0-2
All-Time Record 44-38-2 4-2
Winning Percentage .536 .333
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Detroit
Destroyers
Josh Rotko
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
1996 5-9
1997 10-4 1-1 3rd Place
1998 5-8-1
1999 8-6
2000 3-11
2001 5-9 Highest Points
2002 6-8
2003 8-6
2004 7-7
2005 7-7
2006 8-5-1
2007 7-5-2 2-0 2007 Champions
2008 9-5 2-0 2008 Champions
2009 6-7-1
All-Time Record 94-97-5 5-1
Winning Percentage .492 .667
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Frisco Abusement Park
Brian Tracey
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
2008 5-9
2009 7-7 2-0 2009 Champions
All-Time Record 12-16 2-0
Winning Percentage .357 1.00
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Houston
Heat Wave
Jeff Buckley &
Tom Schrek
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
2000 6-7-1
2001 7-7
2002 7-7
2003 6-8
2004 9-5 2-0 2004 Champions
2005 8-6 2-0 2005 Champions
2006 7-7
2007 3-11-0
2008 8-6 0-2
2009 6-7-1
All-Time Record 67-71-2 4-2
Winning Percentage .486 .667
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Kingston
Ex-Patriots
Dave Ramey
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
1998 1-13
All-Time Record 1-13
Winning Percentage .071
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Manhattan
Maniacs
Jeremy Smith
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
1996 5-8-1
1997 5-8-1
1998 7-7 2-0 1998 Champions
1999 11-3 1-1 2nd Place
2000 5-9
2001 5-9
2002 10-4 2-0 2002 Champions
2003 7-7 1-1 3rd Place
2004 9-5 1-1 2nd Place
2005 5-9
2006 4-10
2007 10-4-0 1-1 2nd Place
2008 7-7
2009 7-7 Highest Points
All-Time Record 97-97-2 8-4
Winning Percentage .500 .667
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Memphis
Mean Machine
Lee Anne Smith & Jennifer Quigney
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
1996 7-7
1997 5-9
All-Time Record 12-16
Winning Percentage .429
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Minneapolis
Mofo's
Paul Williams
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
2001 10-4 2-0 2001 Champions
All-Time Record 10-4 2-0
Winning Percentage .715 1.000
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Oakland
Warroom Vandals
Scott & Mike Eden
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
1996 9-5 2-0 1996 Champions
1997 7-7
1998 8-6
1999 10-4 2-0 1999 Champions
2000 10-3-1 1-1 3rd Place
2001 9-4-1 0-2
2002 6-8
2003 8-6 0-2
2004 5-9
2005 6-8
2006 10-4 2-0 2006 Champions
2007 9-4-1 1-1 3rd Place
2008 6-8
2009 9-5 1-1 3rd Place
All-Time Record 112-81-3 9-7
Winning Percentage .579 .563
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Red River
Rowdies
Eric Baum
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
1996 4-10
1997 5-9
1998 8-5-1 1-1 2nd Place
1999 5-9
2000 5-9
2001 4-10
All-Time Record 31-52-1 1-1
Winning Percentage .369 .500
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San Francisco
Funky Monkeys
Lauren Melton
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
1996 7-6-1 1-1 3rd Place
1997 8-6 1-1 2nd Place
1998 9-5 0-2 Highest Points
1999 11-3 1-1 3rd Place
2000 13-1 2-0 2000 Champions
2001 9-5 1-1 2nd Place
2002 7-7 0-2
2003 8-6 Highest Points
2004 7-7
2005 13-1 0-2 Highest Points
2006 9-5 1-1 3rd Place
2007 6-7-1
2008 4-10
2009 6-8
All-Time Record 117-77-2 8-12
Winning Percentage .602 .400
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St. Paul
Suckers
Jeremy Melton
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
1996 4-10
1997 3-10-1
1998 8-6
1999 2-12
2000 5-9
2001 8-5-1 1-1 3rd Place
2002 4-10
2003 12-2 2-0 2003 Champions
2004 4-10
2005 8-6 1-1 2nd Place
2006 13-1 0-2 Highest Points
2007 6-8
2008 8-6 Highest Points
2009 5-9
All-Time Record 90-104 4-4
Winning Percentage .459 .500
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Tampa Bay
Toasters
Bert Blessing
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
1996 7-7 0-2 Highest Points
1997 10-4 0-2 Highest Points
1998 7-7
1999 5-8-1
2000 9-5 1-1 2nd Place
2002 7-7 1-1 3rd Place
2003 3-11
2004 5-9
2005 7-7 1-1 3rd Place
2006 8-6 1-1 2nd Place
2007 6-8
2008 8-6 1-1 3rd Place
All-Time Record 782-85-1 5-9
Winning Percentage .491 .357
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Texas
Trailer Trash
Jason Black
Regular Season Playoffs
Championships
2001 9-5
2002 10-4 1-1 2nd Place
2003 8-6 1-1 2nd Place
2004 8-6 0-2 Highest Points
2005 4-10
2009 8-6 1-1 2nd Place
All-Time Record 47-37 3-5
Winning Percentage .560 .375
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Records
Single Season Record (Regular Season)
2006 13-1 St. Paul Suckers
2005 13-1 San Francisco Funky Monkeys
2000 13-1 San Francisco Funky Monkeys
2003 12-2 St.Paul Suckers
1996 12-2 Brooklyn Bruisers
Single Season Record (Including Playoffs)
2000 15-1 San Francisco Funky Monkeys
2003 14-2 St.Paul Suckers
Highest Points (Regular Season - 14 weeks)
2006 1748 St. Paul Suckers
2004 1664 Houston Heat Wave
2007 1648 Detroit Destroyers
2004 1645 Texas Trailer Trash
2000 1635 San Francisco Funky Monkeys
2002 1613 Texas Trailer Trash
2005 1601 San Francisco Funky Monkeys
Highest Points (Game)
2003 - Week 14 188 San Francisco Funky Monkeys
2005 - Week 15* 180 Houston Heat Wave
2007 - Week 3 178 Detroit Destroyers
2006 - Week 14 168 St. Paul Suckers
2007 - Week 3 168 Oakland Warrom Vandals
2002 - Week 15* 166 Manhattan Maniacs
2004 - Week 12 165 Manhattan Maniacs
2003 - Week 15* 164 Houston Heat Wave
2001 - Week 9 163 Manhattan Maniacs
2000 - Week 12 163 Oakland Warrom Vandals
* Playoff Game
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The FFL Championship Teams - Ranked From Best to Worst
(as voted on by the Commsioner)
#1 – 2000 San Francisco Funky Monkeys (13-1)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Rich Gannon
Curtis Martin
Jamal Lewis
Randy Moss
Terrell Owens
Tony Gonzalez
Ryan Longwell
Saints Defense
Bench Players
Priest Holmes, Corey Dillon
#2 – 2003 St. Paul Suckers (12-2)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Peyton Manning
Priest Holmes
Anthony Thomas
Torry Holt
Darrell Jackson
Tony Gonzalez
Sebastian Janikowski
Panthers Defense
Bench Players
Eddie George, Andre Johnson
#3 – 2001 Minneapolis MoFo's (10-4)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Kordell Stewart
Marshall Faulk
Garrison Hearst
Marvin Harrison
Darrell Jackson
Shannon Sharpe
Jeff Wilkens
Rams Defense
Bench Players
Donovan McNabb, Emmitt Smith
#4 – 1999 Oakland Warroom Vandals (10-4)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Jeff George
Eddie George
Stephen Davis
Randy Moss
Tony Martin
David LaFleur
Al Del Greco
Cowboys Defense
Bench Players
Ricky Watters, Kurt Warner
#5 – 2004 Houston Heat Wave (9-5)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Dante Culpepper
Tiki Barber
LaDanian Tomlinson
Donald Driver
Jimmy Smith
Randy McMicheal
Mike Vandejagt
Steelers Defense
Bench Players
Curtis Martin, Larry Fitzgerald
#6 – 2002 Manhattan Maniacs (10-4)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Dante Culpepper
Duece McAllister
Duce Staley
Marvin Harrison
Marty Booker
Shannon Sharpe
Joe Nedney
Steelers Defense
Bench Players
Warrick Dunn, Plaxico Burress
#7 – 2006 Oakland Warroom Vandals (10-4)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Tony Romo
Cedric Benson
Stephen Jackson
Chad Johnson
Javon Walker
Jason Witten
Rober Gould
Steelers Defense
Bench Players
Tom Brady, Thomas Jones
#8 – 2008 Detroit Destroyers (9-5)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Jay Cutler
LaDanian Tomlinson
Ryan Grant
Vincent Jackson
Eddie Royal
Tony Gonzales
Kate Keading
Jets Defense
Bench Players
Braylon Edwards, Roy Williams, Chris Johnson
#9 – 2005 Houston Heat Wave (8-6)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Trent Green
Shawn Alexander
Tiki Barber
Rod Smith
Dante Stallworth
Clay Cooley
Josh Scobee
Dolphins Defense
Bench Players
Marvin Harrison, Roy Williams
#10 – 1997 Chicago Decapitating Criminals (8-6)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Jeff George
Bam Morris
Warrick Dunn
Irving Fryar
Yancy Thigpen
Shannon Sharpe
Jeff Hansen
Chiefs Defense
Bench Players
Curt Warren, Marcus Allen
#11 – 2009 Frisco Abusement Park (7-7)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Aaron Rodgers
Frank Gore
Ray Rice
Brandon Marshall
Derrick Mason
Greg Olsen
Matt Prater
Charges Defense
Bench Players
Matt Forte, Reggie Wayne
#12 – 2007 Detroit Destroyers (7-5-2)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Tom Brady
Kevin Jones
Byron Westbrook
Marques Colston
Donald Driver
Kellen Winslow Jr.
Nate Kaeding
Seahawks Defense
Bench Players
Shawn Alexander, Chester Taylor
#13 – 1996 Oakland Warroom Vandals (9-5)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Vinnie Testeverde
Ricky Watters
Bam Morris
Jerry Rice
Brett Perriman
Ted Popson
Adam Vinetari
Broncos Defense
Bench Players
Dan Marino, Napoleon Kaufman
#14 – 1998 Manhattan Maniacs (7-7)
Championship Game Starting Lineup
Drew Bledsoe
Ricky Watters
Fred Taylor
Jimmy Smith
Frank Sanders
Shannon Sharpe
Jason Elam
Patriots Defense
Bench Players
Natrone Means, Isaac Bruce
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